Heather Harde Acquired

Update: Appears the news gets worse for TechCrunch – Ben Meyer has left to join Facebook. I guess Ben left after the CEO was purchased by me.

Please join me in my excitement. For the small sum of $336.00, I purchased TechCrunch CEO Heather Harde! That’s right, this is no joke, you can view the purchase confirmation proof below. Mike Arrington was Heather’s previous owner but I know Heather’s value and offered more and was able to grab her for the $336! Welcome Heather, I will be the best owner I can be!

In all seriousness, this is some silly Facebook app that lets you buy and sell your friends. Anyone want to buy me? I make a mean baked ziti, I am fun at parties and I shower daily. Just install the FriendsForSale App!