SNCrush – Pay To Tweet With Hot Women, Men, Cats & Fish

Over the past couple of days I watched all of the demos at the TCDisrupt conference in blazing hot San Francisco. One of the more popular startups was GameCrush. Sebastian Anthony from Download Squad explains what GameCrush is, “…just like prostitution, but with boys buying game time rather than sexy time from a dizzying array of cute, gamer girls…Just like prostitution, some of the girls are cuter than others — and some are better at what they do, too — but they’re all available as potential PlayDates (seriously). All you have to do is whip out your credit card (it’s $0.60 per minute), grab your joystick and game.”

So basically you can play hangman, pac man, tron, spy hunter, galaga, doom, wolfenstein 3d, or the coming soon duke nukem with a cute girl for $36/hour. Apparently GameCrush shares the revenue with the girl although the split wasn’t shared on the Techcrunch stage. (They do accept men as well as playdates, ladies signup for a session of Ms. Pac Man with me!)

I started to think that gaming is just the beginning here! Just like there are clones of all the popular apps, I am excited to announce the launch of SNCrush – the first service to allow you to pay to chat with the person of your dreams and needs on the social networks. But haters, this ain’t a clone!

The concept of SNCrush is simple — pay a fee and you can chat with the person or animal of your dreams!  Imagine how awesome it would be if the person or animal of your dreams tweeted with you and everyone in your network saw it? Like I would totally lose it if singer Rachel Stevens tweeted with me! And with SNCrush, I am one step closer to making that dream a reality!

The first network we have decided to launch SNCrush with is Twitter.

SNCrush charges a monthly participation fee of $11.95 – this gets you into the SNCrush network. Then you pay a variable annuity fee depending on the person/animal you want to tweet with. We have some fish Twitter accounts starting at $0.10/tweet. The people accounts start at $0.50/tweet and “verified models” begin at $17.50/tweet. You can just imagine what it costs to chat with a celeb – simply put, you best rob a bank.

Once you are in the SNCrush network, you select the accounts you want to tweet with. You can use our interface to select just the right user to message with. The selected account is notified and once they approve you, you can begin to send tweets to the selected account. The selected account holder has 4 hours to respond to your tweet. The limit is 25 tweets per selected account per day. So you can send 25 and they will reply to 25 as long as you have cash in your SNCrush account. Everything is controlled via the SNCrush control panel where you can drop in more cash and pick additional accounts to access.

There are additional services that can be added-on:

• have the desired tweeter follow you
• have the desired tweeter retweet one of your tweets using the new retweet system
• have the desired tweeter retweet one of your tweets using the old system and they will add a sexy comment to make your friends really get jealous!
• have the desired tweeter send you a photo via Twitter – this will make your friends know how much of a player you are! (this service not available for fish, cats and other non-human accounts)

As a new member bonus – if you signup today, we will give you one free photo tweet with all new accounts.

If SNCrush appeals to you, get in today into our beta. Just signup today – remember for just a few dollars a month, you can live like a star with your friends, enhance that special part of your social network and maximize your pleasure using Twitter!